Cliff Quote #633

Quote from Cliff in Carla Loves Clavin

Norm: Are you nuts?! Did you think you were gonna actually get away with that? You know you're dead now, don't you?
Cliff: Eh, I know, Norm. Some men have a mission. Uh, guys climb Mount Everest. Other guys walk on the moon.
Norm: Yeah, either of those would be a pretty good hiding place for you right now.
Cliff: I topped them all, yessiree. I had Carla rub my bare feet. I'm gonna have that etched on my tombstone.
Norm: You can start working on it just about now.

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 ‘Carla Loves Clavin’ Quotes

Quote from Woody

Woody: Boy, that Carla sure is smart, buttering up to Mr. Clavin so she'll win. Wish I'd had those smarts when I was doing the county fair circuit with my hog Maribelle. Rule number one: you got to schmooze. You gotta go to the right parties. You gotta sell out. I wouldn't. So I brought Maribelle home a loser. It broke my heart.
Frasier: How was Maribelle?
Woody: Not bad with applesauce.

Quote from Norm

Norm: Okay, Rebecca, uh, here's the deal. I'll paint the whole office, including woodwork, and, uh, it'll run you 400.
Rebecca: $400 sounds reasonable.
Norm: Oh, no, that's 400 beers. The "B" with the slanty line through it. It's kind of my own special currency.
Rebecca: It's a deal.

Quote from Sam

Sam: Well, this year they're holding it at Cheers.
Norm: All right!
Paul: All right!
Sam: No, no, no, no. No, It's not what you think. They changed all the categories here. Listen to this. Speed, efficiency, memorization, personal warmth, courtesy. I mean, it's like bra size doesn't even exist anymore!
Frasier: Well, Sam, they're just trying to keep pace with the current social enlightenment. I mean, how would you like to be judged solely on the basis of your looks and your body alone?
Sam: I'd love it. I'd win.