Frasier Quote #515
Quote from Frasier in It's a Wonderful Wife
Lilith: Frasier, I've been waiting for you. Happy Birthday.
Frasier: Well, darling, for me?
Lilith: Now, Frasier, you know that in the past some of my birthday presents to you have been a little dull. So, this year, I decided to try something a little more adventurous. I thought to myself, "What would my husband think of a provocative photograph of his demure wife stretched out languidly on a bearskin rug?"
All: Whoo-hoo!
Frasier: Lilith, surely you're joking.
Lilith: I am not. [bar patrons whistle and howl]
Frasier: Well, you're right. That certainly is a bearskin rug. And that is definitely you. Oh, how erotic. I guess we'll have to keep the negatives. We'd hate to have them falling into the hands of Fully Dressed Woman's Monthly.
Cheers Quotes
‘It's a Wonderful Wife’ Quotes
Quote from Lilith
Lilith: I always have such trouble trying to figure out what to get Frasier for his birthday.
Sam: Mm-hmm.
Lilith: Do you think perhaps he'd like a photograph of me?
Sam: Why? I mean... Of course he would. Why would any man not want a picture of his wife?
Henri: I agree. A picture of you is what every man wants. May I have the honor of taking it?
Lilith: Well, perhaps. But I must warn you. I've had bad luck with photographers. It seems they always overexpose the film, and I come out looking white as a ghost.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Another layer for the winter, Wood.
Quote from John Allen Hill
Norm: Hey, do you want to tell me why you fired Vera?
John: Who are you?
Norm: I'm her husband, Norm.
John: Oh, yes. I didn't recognize you without a bar growing out of your chest.