Cliff Quote #625

Quote from Cliff in It's a Wonderful Wife

Norm: I don't know, guys. I'm just not in the mood for a party. I got some bad news.
Cliff: What?
Norm: Vera lost her job. [all groaning]
Cliff: Her, too, huh? Boy, this recession is hitting everybody. Well, they should have gone for the gold and gotten the security of a government job. Yeah, I'll tell you, I could spit on that mail and chuck it down the sewer, and they couldn't fire me.
Woody: How do you know that, Mr. Clavin?
Cliff: I- I don't. How about those Celtics, huh?

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 ‘It's a Wonderful Wife’ Quotes

Quote from Lilith

Lilith: I always have such trouble trying to figure out what to get Frasier for his birthday.
Sam: Mm-hmm.
Lilith: Do you think perhaps he'd like a photograph of me?
Sam: Why? I mean... Of course he would. Why would any man not want a picture of his wife?
Henri: I agree. A picture of you is what every man wants. May I have the honor of taking it?
Lilith: Well, perhaps. But I must warn you. I've had bad luck with photographers. It seems they always overexpose the film, and I come out looking white as a ghost.

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Another layer for the winter, Wood.

Quote from John Allen Hill

Norm: Hey, do you want to tell me why you fired Vera?
John: Who are you?
Norm: I'm her husband, Norm.
John: Oh, yes. I didn't recognize you without a bar growing out of your chest.