Quote from Cliff in It's a Wonderful Wife
Norm: I don't know, guys. I'm just not in the mood for a party. I got some bad news. Cliff: What? Norm: Vera lost her job. [all groaning] Cliff: Her, too, huh? Boy, this recession is hitting everybody. Well, they should have gone for the gold and gotten the security of a government job. Yeah, I'll tell you, I could spit on that mail and chuck it down the sewer, and they couldn't fire me. Woody: How do you know that, Mr. Clavin? Cliff: I- I don't. How about those Celtics, huh?