Woody Quote #577

Quote from Woody in Breaking In Is Hard to Do

Rebecca: How can life be so unfair? They put this sweet, wonderful, dirty man behind bars without conjugal visits. Three years I saved myself for a man and what did I end up with? A two-month window of sex.
Woody: Oh, you know, uh, when my brother was in the Army, he used to visit Amsterdam all the time. He said they have a window of sex on every block. Yeah, l, uh, I saved the letters. You might like them, Miss Howe.
Rebecca: No thanks, Woody.
Woody: Okay, Miss Howe. No hurry on those letters, Mr. Clavin.

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Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Morning, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what's up?
Norm: The warranty on my liver.

Quote from Cliff

Cliff: Oh, yeah. See, as a rule, your, uh, psycho killers don't have families. Nah, they're, uh, they're loners. They may have jobs, they're good to their mothers, but, by and large, they sit alone at night in a dark room, writing their depraved thoughts in a diary.
Norm: Cliffie, you keep a diary, don't you?
Cliff: l, uh, keep a journal, Norm. A journal!

Quote from Lilith

Frasier: I thought that Frederick might enjoy himself.
Lilith: Enjoy himself in a bar? He's 11 months old. What kind of values can he learn here?
Frasier: Well, I- I thought the place had a lot to offer.
Lilith: Oh, please, he'll never learn to speak in this environment.
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
Frederick: Norm!
Lilith: He said "Mommy."