Frasier Quote #453

Quote from Frasier in Breaking In Is Hard to Do

Sam: You guys okay?
Frasier: Well, we've just received some very sobering news.
Woody: Well, you're going to have to feed that meter just like everybody else, Dr. Crane.
Lilith: Yes, Woody. Well, the other thing that has us so distraught is our son's development. Frederick is nearly a year old and has yet to speak his first word. Since we were both so concerned, we decided to have our little man evaluated by a colleague who specializes in child development.
Sam: Oh. What'd he say?
Frasier: He confirmed our worst fears. Frederick is... average.

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 ‘Breaking In Is Hard to Do’ Quotes

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Morning, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what's up?
Norm: The warranty on my liver.

Quote from Cliff

Cliff: Oh, yeah. See, as a rule, your, uh, psycho killers don't have families. Nah, they're, uh, they're loners. They may have jobs, they're good to their mothers, but, by and large, they sit alone at night in a dark room, writing their depraved thoughts in a diary.
Norm: Cliffie, you keep a diary, don't you?
Cliff: l, uh, keep a journal, Norm. A journal!

Quote from Lilith

Frasier: I thought that Frederick might enjoy himself.
Lilith: Enjoy himself in a bar? He's 11 months old. What kind of values can he learn here?
Frasier: Well, I- I thought the place had a lot to offer.
Lilith: Oh, please, he'll never learn to speak in this environment.
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
Frederick: Norm!
Lilith: He said "Mommy."