Sam Quote #1359
Quote from Sam in Rebecca Redux
Man: I've got those 20 bags of cement you ordered.
Sam: What 20 bags of cement? I ordered 20 bags of pretzels. I faxed my order to Amalgamated Snack Foods.
Man: Oh yeah, we often intercept their orders so we can push cement.
Sam: Maybe what happened is I faxed the wrong company.
Man: That happens all the time.
Sam: So you'll take it back for me?
Man: Nope. You still got to pay for it. Good thing it happens all the time. Here, sign here. I'll get the rest of it.
Cheers Quotes
‘Rebecca Redux’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Woody: Oh, Sam, check it out! Sheepskin covers!
Sam: What are you doing, man? Why are you buying all this vinyl cleaner, leather cleaner? I mean, sheepskin? You don't even have a car.
Woody: I know, Sam, but most of my furniture comes from the interior of cars. I've got to be careful when I shave because objects may be closer than they appear.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: I would like to nominate as the stupidest creature on Earth the one who awakens each day to drive through gridlocked traffic, to sit in a windowless office breathing re-circulated air, then returns home and collapses into a stupor... only to do the same damn thing all over again every day until he dies.
Norm: Looking forward to that vacation, eh, Fras?
Frasier: You bet. We're going to Maui.
Quote from Sam
Sam: What is it with these machines, anyway? Computers faxes, voice mail. You know, when I ran this place in the old days, I had everything I needed right up here.
Frasier: Brains, Sam?
Sam: No, good hair. Brains... [scoffs] I'm serious, you know. Good looks can open doors. Good hair blows them off their hinges.