Sam Quote #1355
Quote from Sam in Cheers Fouls Out
Kevin McHale: Hey, Sammy.
Sam: You're walking! Kevin, when did you get out of the hospital?
Kevin McHale: What are you talking about?
Sam: I'm talking about your foot.
Kevin McHale: Aw, it's fine. I iced it down for about a half hour after the game. Feels great.
Sam: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a second. Who- Whose X-ray is this, then, huh? Is that not yours?
Kevin McHale: I don't know. Let me take a look at it. It says "adult male gorilla." That's not me. Could be Laimbeer, huh?
Sam: Oh man, I can't believe this. Gary sends in a fake doctor to steal our money. Do you believe that? God! Even when we beat him, he wins.
Cheers Quotes
‘Cheers Fouls Out’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Sam: If he doesn't want to do it, then I'll get Larry Bird.
Woody: No, no, no, no, not Bird. If he's in, I'm out.
Cliff: Woody. Woody, Woody, you telling me you know Larry Bird?
Woody: I don't have to know him. He's from French Lick, Indiana. He's a doofus.
Carla: So what? You're from Indiana and you're a doofus.
Woody: Yeah, but I would rather be a doofus from Hanover than a doofus from French Lick, 'cause everyone from Hanover knows that French Lick is the doofus capitol of Indiana. Of course everyone from French Lick thinks it's Hanover. It's a fuel of a raging controversy.
Quote from Norm
Woody: I guess I don't have to show you where anything is behind the bar, right, Mr. Peterson.
Norm: No, no, no, we got the, uh, beer taps, you got your uh, cherries, olives, pretzel bag... Hey! You guys got a cash register back here.
Frasier: [enters] Oh, my God! I'm in one of Norm's dreams.
Norm: No, no, no. I'm just doing my hour behind the bar to qualify for the employees' basketball game. Although my dreams are very similar to this. Except for, uh, in my dreams the, uh, kegs are a lot taller and, uh well, I can fly.
Quote from Lilith
Lilith: Oh, for goodness sakes, Frasier, we've been intimate several times this last month. Look at my day planner. We were together every night this weekend. Oh, good heavens! That wasn't you.
Frasier: What do you mean it wasn't me?
Lilith: I'm kidding. See? Look how tense you are. You wouldn't enjoy it anyway.
Frasier: Well, fine. I don't want it anyway.
Lilith: You do, too.
Frasier: I do not.
Lilith: You do so.
Frasier: All right, I do.
Lilith: Well, you're not getting any. Oh, Frasier, isn't it enough that I'm doing it to your mind?