Carla Quote #936
Quote from Carla in Bar Wars III: The Return of Tecumseh
Carla: So, uh, how was your night off? Bet you spend a lot of time worrying about that kid of yours.
Frasier: No, not a bit. We had a wonderful time. We knew he was in good hands, so we just sat back and relaxed. We had a much needed, healthy night away from him.
Carla: That's terrific. Oh, by the way, your sitter called and she said that Frederick rolled over by himself for the first time.
Frasier: What?! And we missed it? We must be the worst parents in the world.
Lilith: Frasier, let's rush home, fall to our knees and beg his forgiveness.
Frasier: I'll never get over this until the day I die! [both run out]
Carla: New parents, they're always suckers for that gag.
‘Bar Wars III: The Return of Tecumseh’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Carla: What are you talking about? This is St. Paddy's Day. It's one of the busiest nights of the year. It's when Gary wheels out the big guns.
Sam: He can't do anything worse to us than he did last year. Remember that? The place was packed and Gary and his goons filled our stairwell with potatoes.
Woody: Yeah, and just my luck I was sitting on the bottom step tying my shoe at the time. Lucky for me you guys were able to dig me out. I'd hate to be the second member of my family buried alive by potatoes.
Quote from Woody
Norm: Guys, guys, we're going nuts here. I tell you, man, it's just sheer luck that no one was hurt in this situation, other than Rebecca.
Cliff: Wait, wait, wait, wait. This might be part of Gary's master plan.
Norm: What?
Cliff: Keep us on the edge, off balance.
Woody: Yeah. Mr. Clavin's right. I think Gary's probably playing with us, like a rat with a mouse.
Sam: That's a cat and mouse, Woody. Cat and mouse.
Woody: Sam, a cat and a mouse don't play together. They're mortal enemies. They don't even know the same games. Think before you speak, Sam.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Morning, everyone.
All: Norm!
Sam: What are you up to, Norm?
Norm: My ideal weight if I were 11 feet tall.