Carla Quote #935
Quote from Carla in Bar Wars III: The Return of Tecumseh
Fire Marshal Dobbins: Excuse me. Is the manager here?
Sam: Why? Who wants to know?
Fire Marshal Dobbins: I'm the fire marshal. You're due for your routine 6-month inspection for safety code violations.
Sam: Oh...
Carla: Um, well, we're really glad you're here. Why don't you have a seat. Can I take your hat?
Fire Marshal Dobbins: Thanks.
Carla: Sure.
Norm: You probably want to be checking if this fire extinguisher is fully operational.
Fire Marshal Dobbins: Of course.
Carla: OK. [sprays the fire extinguisher into the man's hat]
Fire Marshal Dobbins: What are you doing?
Carla: Well, this hat is now up to code. [puts it on his head]
‘Bar Wars III: The Return of Tecumseh’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Carla: What are you talking about? This is St. Paddy's Day. It's one of the busiest nights of the year. It's when Gary wheels out the big guns.
Sam: He can't do anything worse to us than he did last year. Remember that? The place was packed and Gary and his goons filled our stairwell with potatoes.
Woody: Yeah, and just my luck I was sitting on the bottom step tying my shoe at the time. Lucky for me you guys were able to dig me out. I'd hate to be the second member of my family buried alive by potatoes.
Quote from Woody
Norm: Guys, guys, we're going nuts here. I tell you, man, it's just sheer luck that no one was hurt in this situation, other than Rebecca.
Cliff: Wait, wait, wait, wait. This might be part of Gary's master plan.
Norm: What?
Cliff: Keep us on the edge, off balance.
Woody: Yeah. Mr. Clavin's right. I think Gary's probably playing with us, like a rat with a mouse.
Sam: That's a cat and mouse, Woody. Cat and mouse.
Woody: Sam, a cat and a mouse don't play together. They're mortal enemies. They don't even know the same games. Think before you speak, Sam.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Morning, everyone.
All: Norm!
Sam: What are you up to, Norm?
Norm: My ideal weight if I were 11 feet tall.