Woody Quote #444

Quote from Woody in Two Girls for Every Boyd

Kelly: Look, I'm really sorry. When I get miffed, the adrenaline just goes crazy.
Woody: Kelly, I didn't tell you about the play because I thought you might be uncomfortable seeing me kiss and hug another woman.
Kelly: Come on, Woody. I've seen plays before. I can't believe you didn't trust me enough to understand.
Woody: I didn't want to take the chance of something coming in-between us. You're my girlfriend. I love you, Kelly.
Emily: Why can't you say it to me like that?
Woody: Well, I don't love you; I love Kelly.
Emily: Can't you pretend I'm Kelly?
Woody: Would that be OK, Kelly?
Kelly: Well, all right. But just for the play.

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Sam: Oh. Well, that's easy. You look like that little guy on the cans of deviled ham.
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All: Norm!
Sam: What can I get you, Norm?
Norm: Got any flea powder? No. Just kidding. Actually, give me a beer. I think I'll drown the little suckers.