Frasier Quote #345

Quote from Frasier in How to Marry a Mailman

Sam: Is Cliff here?
Woody: He's in the bathroom drying off.
Margaret: Thank God because I was so worried about him. Poor Cliff has been through so much.
Sam: Sit right here. I'll get you some coffee.
Frasier: Margaret. Uh, you should know that Cliff is a troubled, deeply disturbed, and emotionally stunted person. Now, I can say this because I'm one of his closest friends.

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 ‘How to Marry a Mailman’ Quotes

Quote from Cliff

Carla: Hey, Clavin, why don't you wise up? She's probably just coming over here to dump you. By the way, if I'm in the back room when she comes, would somebody call me?
Cliff: Well, you know, uh, Carla, I gave that possibility some consideration. And I figured that if that dame wanted to shove this lug in the dead-letter file, she would've 86'd me with a postcard and a 2-bit stamp.
Woody: Sam, is it me, or is Mr. Clavin starting to sound like Raymond Chandler?

Quote from Lilith

Lilith: Cliff?
Cliff: Yeah.
Lilith: Would you be interested in taking part in a university project? No, let me rephrase that. Would you be interested in being a university project?
Cliff: I really don't have a lot of time for that now, but thanks for asking.

Quote from Cliff

Cliff: No, mis amigos, I know exactly what's going on in that sexy little egg-shaped head of hers. She left me lo those many months ago to pursue a career. That wasn't enough. No sirree. She wanted her man back. Heck, you've seen my bumper sticker... "letter carriers do it on foot."
Norm: Yeah, I have seen that. I always wondered what the hell it meant.
Cliff: Uh, I'm not sure. They were giving them away free.