Carla Quote #843
Quote from Carla in How to Marry a Mailman
Norm: What are you watching, Carla?
Carla: Oh, it's the end of Criminals at Large. I've been following this story for weeks. There's something about it. It's so bizarre.
Sam: A lot of these stories are that way.
Carla: Yeah, but this one's really outrageous, Sam. It's about this woman who meets men, marries them, steals everything they own, and then kills them.
Sam: What part don't you understand?
Carla: Well, for some reason, they want to arrest her.
Lilith: Not feeling at all bitter toward the opposite sex, are you, Carla?
Carla: No. Why?
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Quote from Cliff
Cliff: No, mis amigos, I know exactly what's going on in that sexy little egg-shaped head of hers. She left me lo those many months ago to pursue a career. That wasn't enough. No sirree. She wanted her man back. Heck, you've seen my bumper sticker... "letter carriers do it on foot."
Norm: Yeah, I have seen that. I always wondered what the hell it meant.
Cliff: Uh, I'm not sure. They were giving them away free.
Quote from Cliff
Carla: Hey, Clavin, why don't you wise up? She's probably just coming over here to dump you. By the way, if I'm in the back room when she comes, would somebody call me?
Cliff: Well, you know, uh, Carla, I gave that possibility some consideration. And I figured that if that dame wanted to shove this lug in the dead-letter file, she would've 86'd me with a postcard and a 2-bit stamp.
Woody: Sam, is it me, or is Mr. Clavin starting to sound like Raymond Chandler?
Quote from Lilith
Lilith: Cliff?
Cliff: Yeah.
Lilith: Would you be interested in taking part in a university project? No, let me rephrase that. Would you be interested in being a university project?
Cliff: I really don't have a lot of time for that now, but thanks for asking.