Norm Quote #659
Quote from Norm in Call Me Irresponsible
Woody: Carla, that was your florist. They didn't accept your credit card for the flowers. You got to bring them cash.
Carla: Okay, Eddie didn't send the flowers. I sent them to myself. I just figured that when he did do his wonderful surprise, it might be later, and you guys might miss it. So, just get off my case. It's gonna happen, okay? [exits]
Norm: There is one bright side to all this.
Sam: Yeah, what's that?
Norm: You're gonna have the sweetest smelling garbage on the block.
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Quote from Sam
Rebecca: Oh, isn't Eddie sweet? Oh, why can't more men send flowers?
Sam: I didn't know Mormons couldn't send flowers.
Rebecca: I said more men, not Mormons.
Sam: I know they can't dance.
Norm: No, Sammy, that's the, that's the Amish.
Sam: W-Why can't Mormons send flowers?
Rebecca: They can.
Sam: Then what are you talking about?
Rebecca: I just wish someone would send me some damn roses.
Sam: Why does it have to be a Mormon?
Rebecca: Oh, come on! [storms off]
Sam: With some people, you just can't discuss religion.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Evening, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: A flashing sign in my gut that says "Insert beer here."
Quote from Norm
Norm: Yeah, anniversaries can be just great. I'll never forget my first anniversary with Vera. Yeah, we, uh... Oh, my God, I did forget it. Anybody know where I can get a 17-year-old box of candy?