Lilith Quote #58

Quote from Lilith in Send in the Crane

Frasier: Well, Lilith, dear I do appreciate the gift, dearest, but, uh, l, I don't know if they're really me.
Lilith: Well, don't make up your mind before you even try them on.
Norm: Yeah, what do you say, Fras? Strap them on.
Cliff: Yeah, yeah.
Frasier: Well, I suppose I could slip into the bathroom for a moment.
Lilith: Oh, Frasier, do. [phone rings]
Frasier: Say, what am I going to do with the old pair?
Lilith: Save them; I'm making a memory quilt.

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Quote from Norm

Cliff: Zoos are kind of sad, you know? Huh? I mean, all those sedentary animals can't move, can't run free, they just sit there and drink and shovel food in their faces.
Norm: [stuffing his face] Sorry, man, that is no kind of life.

Quote from Carla

Carla: Sammy, you better be careful.
Frasier: See, even Carla agrees with me.
Carla: No, I'm just worried that he's going to blow it with both chicks. Mothers and daughters talk to each other. Well, not in my family, but usually.
Sam: Sweetheart, I've handled trickier situations than this before. You remember the time I dated those lovely Henshaw triplets all at the same time?
Carla: Sammy, first of all, that was back when you were drinking like a fish. And second of all, that was one chick.

Quote from Woody

Woody: All right, all right. All right! I'm going on tonight! I'm going on!
Frasier: What do you mean, in your theater group?
Woody: Yeah, yeah. The lead has a fever of 106. The rest of the cast tried to drag him out of bed, but he kept falling down. I get to go on!
Rebecca: Woody, are you ready to go? We're going to be late for the kiddie party.
Woody: Oh, Ms. Howe, I hate to let you down, but I can't be your clown. I'm playing Marc Antony. "Friends, Romans, countrymen."
Rebecca: What are you talking about?
Woody: Countrymen - people who live outside the city. You know, shepherds, farmers, ranchers.