Sam Quote #1083

Quote from Sam in Those Lips, Those Ice

Sam: Just come on. Come here, will you? Look, murder is not the answer to every one of life's little problems, you know that? First of all, you don't even know if he did anything wrong, and second, if he was a little tempted, maybe you pushed him into it.
Carla: Oh, what are you talking about?
Sam: Did you ever think that maybe you aren't exactly nice to the guy?
Carla: Sammy, you know me. This is as nice as it gets.
Sam: But this is the way you handle everything in your life, and it never works.
Carla: Okay, O God of Good Relationships, what do you suggest I do?
Alan: Carla, Carla, you got to let Eddie know how you feel inside. You must embrace him not, not just with your heart, but with your very soul. Give unto him and he will give unto you.
Norm: Okay, no more for this clown.

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 ‘Those Lips, Those Ice’ Quotes

Quote from Sam

Sam: Man, what is with these East German babes? All week long I have been trying: phone calls, flowers, the whole thing. What am I doing wrong?
Frasier: Well, Sam, I see no alternative. You're just going to have to become a communist.
Sam: What do you do? Do you apply for membership or something?
Cliff: I cannot believe my ears.
Sam: What?
Cliff: We're not talking about the Moose Lodge here. We're talking communists, the most reprehensible perpetrators of social and economic oppression ever known to mankind. I mean, they brainwash you, they put you to work in some tractor factory, and as for your creature comforts, forget it.
Sam: Yeah, but the stuff you had before you joined is still your stuff, am I right?

Quote from Norm

Frasier: Excuse me, but why do I seem to have been automatically excluded?
Norm: You have to go home to your wife.
Frasier: What about your wife?
Norm: You can't be this dense with your patients.

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: So, I say to this patient, "Look, you're never going to get well until you get over this paranoia." And he says to me, "l was afraid you'd say that." [laughs] Well, you had to be there.