Sam: Just come on. Come here, will you? Look, murder is not the answer to every one of life's little problems, you know that? First of all, you don't even know if he did anything wrong, and second, if he was a little tempted, maybe you pushed him into it.
Carla: Oh, what are you talking about?
Sam: Did you ever think that maybe you aren't exactly nice to the guy?
Carla: Sammy, you know me. This is as nice as it gets.
Sam: But this is the way you handle everything in your life, and it never works.
Carla: Okay, O God of Good Relationships, what do you suggest I do?
Alan: Carla, Carla, you got to let Eddie know how you feel inside. You must embrace him not, not just with your heart, but with your very soul. Give unto him and he will give unto you.
Norm: Okay, no more for this clown.