Carla Quote #749

Quote from Carla in Those Lips, Those Ice

Carla: That no-good, two-timing scum-sucking, son of a...
Eddie LeBec: [enters] Hey, honey bear, come give your lover man a hug.
[Carla screams as she runs at Eddie and tackles him to the ground. Sam manages to lift Carla off Eddie]
Sam: Hey, Eddie, Eddie. Hey, do you mind if I borrow Carla here for a minute?
Eddie LeBec: No problem. It'll give me time to look for my tooth.
Sam: Hey, Frasier, help him out there, will ya? Tell him one of your funny psychiatry stories, will ya?
Sam: Will you sit down? Now, what the hell do you think you're doing?
Carla: I'm killing the horny little frog!

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 ‘Those Lips, Those Ice’ Quotes

Quote from Sam

Sam: Man, what is with these East German babes? All week long I have been trying: phone calls, flowers, the whole thing. What am I doing wrong?
Frasier: Well, Sam, I see no alternative. You're just going to have to become a communist.
Sam: What do you do? Do you apply for membership or something?
Cliff: I cannot believe my ears.
Sam: What?
Cliff: We're not talking about the Moose Lodge here. We're talking communists, the most reprehensible perpetrators of social and economic oppression ever known to mankind. I mean, they brainwash you, they put you to work in some tractor factory, and as for your creature comforts, forget it.
Sam: Yeah, but the stuff you had before you joined is still your stuff, am I right?

Quote from Norm

Frasier: Excuse me, but why do I seem to have been automatically excluded?
Norm: You have to go home to your wife.
Frasier: What about your wife?
Norm: You can't be this dense with your patients.

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: So, I say to this patient, "Look, you're never going to get well until you get over this paranoia." And he says to me, "l was afraid you'd say that." [laughs] Well, you had to be there.