Sam Quote #816
Quote from Sam in The Godfather, Part III
Sam: You know, there, there are hundreds of good, solid reasons why you two should not get married.
Joyce: Like?
Sam: Like like I forbid you to, young lady.
Joyce: Wait, you can't forbid me. You're not my father. [chuckles]
Sam: All right, all right. Woody, I forbid you to marry Joyce.
Woody: Sam, you're only my boss.
Sam: Damn it, l, I'm going to forbid somebody something, I'll tell you. [Norm heads to the bathroom] Norm, I- I forbid you to leave that stool.
Norm: Sorry, Sam, uh, nature calls.
Sam: Hey, hey, you, whoa, whoa. You go and you're cut off.
Norm: Whatever you say, Pop.
Cheers Quotes
‘The Godfather, Part III’ Quotes
Quote from Cliff
Frasier: So where is Reedsport?
Joyce: Oh, it's in Oregon, about 50 miles west of Eugene.
Cliff: Well! A left coaster, huh?
Joyce: Yeah.
Cliff: You know, uh, recent medical studies have shown that, uh, time zone transference, aka jet lag, not only can be very upsetting to one's metabolism, but, uh, also directly correlates to the, uh, loss of, uh, hair follicles.
Joyce: Are you a doctor?
Carla: No, he's a floon.
Joyce: Who is that?
Cliff: Nobody knows.
Quote from Woody
Frasier: Next week marks the anniversary of the day my beloved Lilith and I first met.
Cliff: No kiddin'?
Frasier: Yeah. As a show of my affection, I bought her a Louis Quatorze armoire at a little antique shop I saw on the Hill today. It set me back quite a penny. You know, I think when you're trying to express your affection for your mate, old wood says it best.
Woody: What do I say?
Frasier: I was talking about the armoire.
Woody: I never say that. I don't even know what an armoire is.
Frasier: It's a large chest.
Woody: Well, hey, what woman wouldn't want that? [laughs]
Quote from Woody
Sam: Woody, come here for a second here, will ya? You know, I've been thinking long and hard about this, Woody. Look, there's, uh, somebody I want you to meet here. Come here. Joyce, Woody.
Joyce: Hi.
Woody: Wow, what a coincidence. My first name is Woody.