Cliff Quote #307

Quote from Cliff in Tan 'n' Wash

Cliff: Ooh, ooh, boy. It's still snowing out there.
Carla: Yeah, and every flake means another buck in Norm's pocket.
Paul: You- You guys still moaning because Norm hit the jackpot and you didn't?
Cliff: Hey, come on, Paul, give us some credit for being adults, huh? Hey, what do you say we toilet paper his house?
Carla: Nah, it'd only make it look better.

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 ‘Tan 'n' Wash’ Quotes

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Paul: Hey, Norm, how's the world been treatin' ya?
Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper.

Quote from Woody

Carla: Hey, Wood, do you want in?
Woody: I don't think so. You know, when I left home, my father gave me some very sound advice. "Never trust a man who can't look ya in the eye. Never talk when you can listen. And never spend venture capital on a limited partnership without a detailed, analytical fiduciary prospectus."

Quote from Woody

Norm: Tell you the one I hate. You know, you're back in college, right? And you haven't been to class the entire semester, and the teacher's about to give the final exam.
Carla: Oh, yeah, that one's the worst.
Cliff: What're you talkin' about, Carla? You never went to college.
Carla: It's a dream, stupid.
Woody: Well, how about the one where you go to this fancy restaurant, and before they let you in, they make you leave your legs at the door? Then the girl gives you claim check number six. So you go in, but instead of food, everyone's eatin' their silverware. Only you can't really enjoy your fork because you're so worried that whoever got claim check number nine might finish first and pick up your legs by mistake.
Carla: Yeah.
Sam: Oh, yeah.