Sam Quote #709
Quote from Sam in Tan 'n' Wash
Woody: Oh, Mr. Peterson, I forgot. Some guy dropped by earlier and asked me to give this to you.
Norm: Oh, thank you, Woody. And thank you, God!
Cliff: Oh, well, what's that, Normie? A research grant from the National Beer Foundation?
Woody: No, Cliffie, just a measly little pair of sky-view seats for the Sox-Yankee doubleheader tomorrow.
Sam: Whoa, you're kidding me! I pulled every string I had and I could only score standing room. Come on. How'd you get that?
Norm: Sammy, it's not who you know, it's who I know, all right?
Sam: Yeah.
Norm: A client friend of mine, Jerry Donahue, sent those babies over to thank me for being such a fantastic financial counselor.
Sam: No, seriously, how'd you get 'em?
Cheers Quotes
‘Tan 'n' Wash’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Paul: Hey, Norm, how's the world been treatin' ya?
Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper.
Quote from Woody
Carla: Hey, Wood, do you want in?
Woody: I don't think so. You know, when I left home, my father gave me some very sound advice. "Never trust a man who can't look ya in the eye. Never talk when you can listen. And never spend venture capital on a limited partnership without a detailed, analytical fiduciary prospectus."
Quote from Woody
Norm: Tell you the one I hate. You know, you're back in college, right? And you haven't been to class the entire semester, and the teacher's about to give the final exam.
Carla: Oh, yeah, that one's the worst.
Cliff: What're you talkin' about, Carla? You never went to college.
Carla: It's a dream, stupid.
Woody: Well, how about the one where you go to this fancy restaurant, and before they let you in, they make you leave your legs at the door? Then the girl gives you claim check number six. So you go in, but instead of food, everyone's eatin' their silverware. Only you can't really enjoy your fork because you're so worried that whoever got claim check number nine might finish first and pick up your legs by mistake.
Carla: Yeah.
Sam: Oh, yeah.