Sam Quote #704
Quote from Sam in Money Dearest
Cliff: Eh, so, Fitz, how are you enjoying your bachelor party so far?
Duncan: I haven't been this excited since I first trapped vapor in my input valve.
Sam: No man forgets his first time, huh?
Duncan: Oh, my!
Cliff: Hey, don't worry, Fitz, they're not gonna bite.
Sam: Yeah, he's right. That costs extra.
Cheers Quotes
‘Money Dearest’ Quotes
Quote from Esther Clavin
Woody: So I guess Mr. Clavin's told you a lot about us, huh?
Esther Clavin: No, actually, Clifford doesn't talk much around the house.
Norm: That Cliff?
Esther Clavin: That's right. Some days, not a peep. Of course, the same thing occurs in nature, too. It's a little-known fact that arctic wolves that remained in the den too long exhibited a tendency to be reticent in their howling.
Norm: Ah.
Esther Clavin: Now, when I read that...
Quote from Woody
Woody: You know, funerals are a lot different here than they are back home.
Norm: Yeah? How's that, Woody?
Woody: Well, where I come from, when somebody dies, people come from miles around, bake lots of pies, bring all kinds of food, make speeches, ride the roller coaster. Oh, wait, that might be the state fair.
Quote from Esther Clavin
Esther Clavin: Hi, there.
Cliff: Ma, what took you so long to get down here?
Esther Clavin: Well, I wanted to look my best for your friends.
Cliff: And this is two hours' worth? Uh, Ma, this is Cheers.
Esther Clavin: Yeah, this is the odor I'm always washing out of your shirts.