Woody Quote #106

Quote from Woody in Money Dearest

Woody: You know, funerals are a lot different here than they are back home.
Norm: Yeah? How's that, Woody?
Woody: Well, where I come from, when somebody dies, people come from miles around, bake lots of pies, bring all kinds of food, make speeches, ride the roller coaster. Oh, wait, that might be the state fair.

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Quote from Esther Clavin

Woody: So I guess Mr. Clavin's told you a lot about us, huh?
Esther Clavin: No, actually, Clifford doesn't talk much around the house.
Norm: That Cliff?
Esther Clavin: That's right. Some days, not a peep. Of course, the same thing occurs in nature, too. It's a little-known fact that arctic wolves that remained in the den too long exhibited a tendency to be reticent in their howling.
Norm: Ah.
Esther Clavin: Now, when I read that...

Quote from Esther Clavin

Esther Clavin: Hi, there.
Cliff: Ma, what took you so long to get down here?
Esther Clavin: Well, I wanted to look my best for your friends.
Cliff: And this is two hours' worth? Uh, Ma, this is Cheers.
Esther Clavin: Yeah, this is the odor I'm always washing out of your shirts.

Quote from Cliff

Cliff: Hey, uh, Normie, you should have seen this 3-D movie they had about life in Vancouver. You know, with those glasses on, you felt like you were really there.
Norm: You were there, Cliff.
Woody: I've been readin' up on Expo. Did you catch that bullet train they got there?
Cliff: No, I guess I missed that one.
Woody: Did you see the Great Hall of Ramses?
Cliff: Uh, no, no, I guess that slid right by me yeah.
Woody: Uh, how about the U.S. space exhibit?
Cliff: No.
Woody: Chinese acrobats?
Cliff: Uh-uh.
Sam: Hey, Cliff! How was Expo?
Cliff: A major disappointment, Sam.