Sam Quote #670

Quote from Sam in Strange Bedfellows, Part 1

Sam: You got a second here? Listen you know that ice cream stuff they serve in the middle of dinner there? Is it okay--?
Diane: Sorbet.
Sam: Sorbet, right, sorbet. Is it okay if I were to ask for chocolate sauce with that?
Diane: I think it's wise not to.
Sam: All right, all right.
Diane: And for God's sake, remember that a bowl of warm water with a slice of lemon in it--
Sam: I know, I know. It's a finger bowl, it's not lemon soup. You know something, nobody would've known that time if you hadn't screamed.

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 ‘Strange Bedfellows, Part 1’ Quotes

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Evening, everybody.
All: Norm!
Diane: Norman.
Woody: What's happening, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: The question is, Woody, why is it happening to me?

Quote from Cliff

Cliff: Holy moly guacamole. Terre Haute, lndiana. Oh, I wouldn't throw her out of my bed for eating crackers.
Norm: Why else would she be there?
Cliff: Yeah, that's very humorous, Normie. Yeah, in light of the fact that a leading woman's magazine just recently completed a survey which showed that postmen are the most desired lovers right after-
Norm: Rock stars and heart surgeons.
Cliff: Well, you know what they say down at the P.O.-
Norm: "Postmen deliver daily."
Cliff: Have we had this conversation before, Norm?
Norm: Cliffie, we've had every conversation before.

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: You wine them. You dine them. Tell them how pretty they are. Buy them fancy presents. Finally, you get up the nerve to ask one of the little dears to marry you. What do you get for all your trouble? Squat.
Tim: Doc, I thought you'd pretty much gotten over that Diane problem of yours.
Frasier: Oh, it's not as serious as it sounds. You see, this is the one-year anniversary of the day Diane deserted me at the altar. To repress my bitterness would be detrimental to my recovery. So on this day, and on this day alone, I'm going to spew out my venom and exorcise the blond demon that haunts my soul.
Paul: Well, happy anniversary.