Sam Quote #553
Quote from Sam in The Barstoolie
Sam: [catches olive in mouth] Scored again. Yeah, I guess I'll be saying that a lot tonight.
Woody: You got an evening of romance planned, Sam?
Sam: Yeah, I sure do.
Diane: Who's the bimbo du jour?
[Norm and Cliff rise from their stools and point to a woman]
Sam: That's the girl, all right. Claudia's been a tough nut to crack. But tonight's the night she's gonna be enjoying all the rides in Sammy's magic kingdom.
Diane: She's in for a Mickey Mouse evening with Goofy as her guide.
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‘The Barstoolie’ Quotes
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: It's obvious, isn't it? My father didn't trust me, so he gave me the slip out of the bathroom window. Guess I'll just go home.
Carla: Well, you're ruling out the other possibility.
Cliff: What other possibility?
Carla: Well, it's a little-known fact, but more and more people have been going into men's rooms and vaporizing. I mean, just disappearing into thin air. It's an unexplained phenomenon.
Norm: It's kind of like the Bermuda Triangle.
Carla: That's right.
Cliff: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get serious, will you.
Carla: Have it your way.
Cliff: Well, you know, however, this much is true, you know. There's been recent sightings of human beings being shot up into the underbelly of alien spacecraft. You know, and speaking of the Bermuda Triangle, it's not technically a triangle.
Woody: It's not?
Cliff: Heck, no! It's a trapezedo-rhomboid. They're perfect for attracting Martian spacecraft.
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: Oh, yeah, and after all, the game of billiards was invented by the ancient Phoenicians, Norm. Well, however, it did gain newfound popularity after a group of Benedictine monks invented felt.
Quote from Diane
Diane: Sam, two Beefeater martinis, please. [Sam hums] Well, you're just bubbling with energy. Oh, you must've mastered the childproof cap on your Flintstones vitamins.