Sam Quote #560
Quote from Sam in The Barstoolie
Claudia: Look, Sam, I know this date hasn't turned out the way you planned it. Well, maybe we could still salvage something of the evening. Maybe we could go someplace for dessert.
Diane: If I might make a suggestion, why don't you two go upstairs to Melville's. They have great cheesecake.
Sam: I have a better idea. Why don't we go over to my place for a little Sammy's jubilee.
Carla: Hey, the beer distributor, he says there's some problem with next month's order.
Sam: Well, let him talk to Woody. Woody handled it last month.
Carla: I think that's the problem.
Sam: Damn. [to Claudia] All right, listen. We'll go up to Melville's for your cheesecake, but then we're going to my place for your beefcake.
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Quote from Cliff
Cliff: It's obvious, isn't it? My father didn't trust me, so he gave me the slip out of the bathroom window. Guess I'll just go home.
Carla: Well, you're ruling out the other possibility.
Cliff: What other possibility?
Carla: Well, it's a little-known fact, but more and more people have been going into men's rooms and vaporizing. I mean, just disappearing into thin air. It's an unexplained phenomenon.
Norm: It's kind of like the Bermuda Triangle.
Carla: That's right.
Cliff: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get serious, will you.
Carla: Have it your way.
Cliff: Well, you know, however, this much is true, you know. There's been recent sightings of human beings being shot up into the underbelly of alien spacecraft. You know, and speaking of the Bermuda Triangle, it's not technically a triangle.
Woody: It's not?
Cliff: Heck, no! It's a trapezedo-rhomboid. They're perfect for attracting Martian spacecraft.
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: Oh, yeah, and after all, the game of billiards was invented by the ancient Phoenicians, Norm. Well, however, it did gain newfound popularity after a group of Benedictine monks invented felt.
Quote from Diane
Diane: Sam, two Beefeater martinis, please. [Sam hums] Well, you're just bubbling with energy. Oh, you must've mastered the childproof cap on your Flintstones vitamins.