Sam Quote #547
Quote from Sam in Love Thy Neighbor
Dave Richards: [on radio] Okay, Sam Malone is back on the show with a prepared statement that he's gonna read. Go ahead, Sammy.
Sam: [on radio] Ladies and gentlemen, a week ago on this program, l, Sam Malone, committed a faux pas of the highest magnitude. I insensitively included a wonderful woman in a category in which she... [paper rustles] certainly did not merit inclusion. I apologize to her and indeed to women everywhere, both living and dead, whose sensibilities may have been offended.
Dave Richards: Yeah, yeah, well, whatever peels your potatoes, Sam.
Cheers Quotes
‘Love Thy Neighbor’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Evening, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: What do you say, Norm?
Norm: Well, I never met a beer I didn't drink. And down it goes, huh?
Quote from Norm
Phyllis: Oh, Norm, where did we go wrong?
Norm: I don't know. I've been racking my brain trying to figure it out. I mean, day after day, night after night, I sit on that stool out there wondering, "Why did she lose interest in me?"
Quote from Diane
Diane: "Love bunny"?
Sam: What's wrong with that?
Diane: How dare you callously and cruelly lump me in with the other conglomeration of Twinkies that constitutes your sexual past.
Sam: There's just no pleasing that woman.