Dave Richards: [on radio] Okay, Sam Malone is back on the show with a prepared statement that he's gonna read. Go ahead, Sammy.
Sam: [on radio] Ladies and gentlemen, a week ago on this program, l, Sam Malone, committed a faux pas of the highest magnitude. I insensitively included a wonderful woman in a category in which she... [paper rustles] certainly did not merit inclusion. I apologize to her and indeed to women everywhere, both living and dead, whose sensibilities may have been offended.
Dave Richards: Yeah, yeah, well, whatever peels your potatoes, Sam.