Carla Quote #370
Quote from Carla in The Groom Wore Clearasil
Anthony: Look, Ma, I don't like us being all mad at each other. You know I love you. So let's be buds.
Carla: What do you want?
Anthony: I don't want nothing. Except for you to sign this consent form, Ma.
Carla: Consent? You want me to sign a consent form?
Anthony: Yeah. Annie's parents already agreed to sign it, Ma.
Carla: Sure, no problem. [crunches the paper up and throws it at Anthony] I'll sign a consent form. This is my new way of signing my name.
Anthony: Ma!
Carla: No! You're only 16.
Anthony: You were pregnant when you were 16.
Carla: Yeah, but I wasn't stupid enough to be married.
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‘The Groom Wore Clearasil’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: Hey, Woody, give me a refill, would you?
Woody: Coming up. You know, Mr. Peterson, you're amazing. How do you keep putting them away?
Norm: Well, it's all done with mirrors, son. I just never look in one.
Quote from Woody
Woody: Hey, everybody, I got a letter from my dog.
Sam: Pretty spiffy handwriting for a dog.
Woody: Well, it's not actually from my dog. My mom writes the letters as if they're from my dog, Truman.
Cliff: Weird beyond imagination, Norm.
Woody: Listen to this: "Dear Woody, Boy, what a great day I had. I pulled all the laundry off the line, chewed up your father's bowling shoes, and grabbed a Yankee pot roast off the table. Yum, yum. " Isn't that cute?
Norm: The mutt eats better than I do.
Woody: "By the way, now that you're not here to keep me in line, your mother's thinking about putting me to sleep. I certainly wouldn't blame her, and I don't want you to either after I'm gone." Sam, cover me. I gotta make a phone call.
Quote from Norm
Sam: What exactly would I have to do?
Carla: Just take him out and show him a great time, you know? A real night on the town. Wild, crazy, borderline illegal.
Sam: I guess I could handle that. Yeah, why not? It's about time the kid learned how much fun it was to play the field.
Carla: Right.
Norm: Hey, wait just a second here. Let's not give marriage a bad rap, huh? It's a fine institution. Matter of fact, go ahead and ask any single man here if he wouldn't gladly trade places with me for a night. Hmm? Anybody? Please. One night. Oh, come on, fellas. I'm offering transportation and a hot meal.