Quote from Woody in The Groom Wore Clearasil
Woody: Hey, everybody, I got a letter from my dog. Sam: Pretty spiffy handwriting for a dog. Woody: Well, it's not actually from my dog. My mom writes the letters as if they're from my dog, Truman. Cliff: Weird beyond imagination, Norm. Woody: Listen to this: "Dear Woody, Boy, what a great day I had. I pulled all the laundry off the line, chewed up your father's bowling shoes, and grabbed a Yankee pot roast off the table. Yum, yum. " Isn't that cute? Norm: The mutt eats better than I do. Woody: "By the way, now that you're not here to keep me in line, your mother's thinking about putting me to sleep. I certainly wouldn't blame her, and I don't want you to either after I'm gone." Sam, cover me. I gotta make a phone call.