Sam Quote #459

Quote from Sam in Cheerio, Cheers

Sam: Come on, Frasier. That again?
Frasier: Well, yes. You should have seen the look on her face when I asked her to go to Europe with me just now.
Sam: Ah-ha. Boy, yeah, she is a great cure for happiness, isn't she? Well, now, wait a second. You can't expect her to jump up and down with joy about this thing right off the bat.
Frasier: I'd love to know why.
Sam: Well, because Diane is Diane. I mean, she's never done anything in her entire life without thinking about it. She analyses the blood out of everything. If you were to go up to her right now and say, "Can I offer you a million dollars?" she'd say, "No, no, no. That's may I offer you a million dollars?"

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 ‘Cheerio, Cheers’ Quotes

Quote from Carla

Coach: Carla, what are you looking for? A sign from God? Religious belief is based on faith.
Carla: Yeah, well, I never thought I'd say this, Coach, but I think I've lost faith.
Frasier: Hey, listen up, everybody. I have an announcement to make. Diane here is leaving for Europe and she's not coming back to Cheers ever.
[Carla drops to her knees and prays]
Carla: [sings] I believe for every drop of rain that falls a flower grows. I believe that somewhere in the darkest night a candle glows.

Quote from Coach

Coach: You know, Sam, I got to tell you. I can't see Diane going off with Doc like that. I always figured that you and her would get married, you know?
Sam: No, come on, Coach.
Coach: No, no, I'm not kidding. I pictured you moving to a little home in the country with a rose garden out in the front and a nice little room in the back for me. You know, every Sunday night Diane would make us a fried chicken dinner and we'd sit on the porch and listen to the ball game. I'd bounce your kids on my knee... God, it was going to be a happy house.
Sam: Well, I guess that's going to be Frasier's house now, Coach.
Coach: Well, you can come by any time, Sam. But call first.

Quote from Coach

Sam: What got you in such a bad mood today?
Carla: Oh, I don't know. Everything. You know, this morning I was thinking I'm not married, I'm carrying my sixth kid, I'm broke, I live in squalor... I'm having a crisis of faith.
Coach: Oh, come on, Carla. Don't talk like that.
Carla: Well, would a just God be putting me through this, Coach?
Cliff: Well, I know it looks sort of bleak out there. But you just have to have patience. Remember Job.
Coach: Cliffie's right, honey. You got a good Job here. You're in great health...
Carla: I don't know. I don't know. [walks away]
Coach: Cliff, I didn't want to embarrass you in front of Carla, but you pronounce the word "job".