Cliff Quote #158
Quote from Cliff in Teacher's Pet
Sam: Hey, guys, would you help me study for this quiz? I mean, maybe you could just go over the facts with me or something?
Cliff: [goofy voice] Oh, I don't know. I'm sorry, Sam. I think we're too dumb to help. Don't you, Norm?
Norm: [goofy voice] I didn't even understand the question, Cliffie. I want to go home, I think.
Cliff: I'll go home. Yeah, left. Right. Left. Right. Left. Right. [laughs]
Norm: I can't even do that.
Cliff: Let's go home, Norm. [goofy chuckle]
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Quote from Coach
Sam: Coach, I'm just taking geography. It's the last thing I have to complete so I can get my diploma.
Coach: Well, Sam, it would only be a start for me, you know. As a matter of fact, as I remember it now, I was very good in geography.
Sam: Really?
Coach: Yeah. Or was it geometry? Diane, give me a question in geometry.
Diane: What is the sum of the angles in an isosceles triangle?
Coach: It was geography.
Quote from Coach
Norm: Oh, it's nothing to be ashamed of, Sam. A lot of famous people never graduated high school.
Sam: Yeah, right. Name three, Norm.
Norm: According to "The Book Of Lists", Thomas Edison, Noel Coward, Cher... never graduated.
Coach: Cher?!
Norm: Absolutely. Never finished, Coach.
Coach: Whoa, I feel a lot better now.
Norm: Why? You never finished either?
Coach: No, I was missing a couple of those what-d'-you-ma-call-its?
Diane: Units?
Coach: No, years, Diane.
Quote from Diane
Diane: What was the test about, Sam?
Sam: I don't know. I forget.
Diane: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You got an A on this test and you don't even know what it covered?
Sam: After a quiz, I like to empty out my head.
Diane: How? By blowing your nose?
Sam: I got an A, didn't l?