Norm Quote #232

Quote from Norm in Whodunit?

Frasier: Coach, he's only one of the giants of psychiatry. Author, innovator, educator, and I'm not ashamed to say my idol and inspiration.
Norm: All right, you lean over and pretend to admire his tie tack, and you just nibble the morsel off real quick. Who's the wiser?
Diane: Sam is right. We have to tell him.
Frasier: Of course you're right. Oh, Sam, may we have three brandies, please? And I guess I'm the one who should tell him. After all, I'm the one who suggested beef Wellington.
Norm: Beef Wellington, you say? Where's that tie? Show me.

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Coach: Boy, am I exhausted.
Norm: Not much sleep, huh?
Coach: No, Normie, I slept like a baby. It's just that I dreamed I had insomnia all night.
Cliff: You know, someday that man's head is gonna open up and a prize will pop out.

Quote from Diane

Sam: Hey, Diane. Psst. You know, I've been thinking...
Diane: Have you? The odds makers take a beating again.

Quote from Coach

Coach: OK, folks. Just to help you pass time away while you're waiting for your table upstairs, I'm going to show you a little trick that never fails to leave people with their mouths wide open. I'm going to guess your age by asking you three simple questions. OK?
Man: Sounds like fun.
Coach: Good. OK, first question. What year were you born?
Man: You gotta be kidding.
Coach: Please, bare with me, will you?
Man: 1949.
Coach: 1949. OK, second question. Uh, How much do you weigh?
Man: About 185 pounds.
Coach: 185 pounds. OK, third and last question. What do you do for a living?
Man: I'm a carpet salesman.
Coach: Carpet salesman. OK, I should have an answer for you right after dinner.
Man: After dinner?
Coach: Yeah, I didn't realize I had to carry a number.