Carla Quote #268

Quote from Carla in Peterson Crusoe

Coach: Well, Carla, counting the ten buck head start you gave Diane, you're still ahead nine dollars. And you've got only one minute to go.
Carla: Yeah. But you know, Diane gave me a good contest. I mean, she hustled what passes for her buns off tonight.
Coach: Good. Then you're not going to rub her nose in it?
Carla: To the bone. [laughs]
Diane: [to a couple leaving] Thank you very much, and a happy fiftieth wedding anniversary to you both.
Carla: Fiftieth anniversary!
Sam: Yeah, they ordered a bottle of Dom Perignon.
Carla: I thought they were just a couple of cheap old coots!

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 ‘Peterson Crusoe’ Quotes

Quote from Coach

Diane: You know, it took a great deal of courage for Norman to do what he did. I admire and envy him. He has heeded Thoreau who admonished us that, quote, "Life is frittered away by detail. Simplify, simplify."
Coach: Why didn't he just say one 'simplify'?

Quote from Coach

Coach: Norm, do you want to hear a crazy, hopeless dream? I wanted to play baseball and maybe coach a little, you know. And then afterwards tend a bar in a nice place. And look what happened to me.
Sam: Coach, that's exactly what happened to you.
Coach: Oh, yeah. No wonder I'm such a happy guy.
Sam: Good try, Coach, good try.

Quote from Norm

[Norm enters Cheers with a small bird perched on his finger]
Norm: This is that bar that I was telling you about. These people sit in here night after night, wasting their lives away. But, no, don't hate them. Pity them, as I do. You see, they're chained here, unable to soar free like you and me. [goes outside] Soar, little guy, soar.
Sam: You want to sit down and have a beer or something?
Norm: Oh, no. No time for that. I just stopped in to say goodbye. You see, I'm sailing for Bora Bora.
Sam: Bora Bora?
Norm: Yeah. Ever since I was a boy, the South Pacific has been calling, "Come to me, Norm. This is where you belong." I've always ignored that call, till now. So I'm going to go to the beach and build a hut, send for Vera, and live there the rest of our lives.
Sam: Isn't that nice?
Norm: Yeah, I booked passage on one of those cargo ships where you just work light duties. We shove off at midnight, so...