Sam Quote #346
Quote from Sam in Sam Turns the Other Cheek
Sam: Just promise me, will you? Just don't say anything.
Diane: Sure, Sam. I won't blow your story but I must warn you... The bigger the lie, the bigger the fool one might appear later to be.
Sam: Well, whatever. The thing is that I did get a little carried away, but there's no harm done and it's all over. So, let's just forget it.
Carla: [opens door] Hey, Sam, come quick. There's a film crew from the six o'clock news out here.
Sam: Oh, gee. Oh, my God. Gee, I wonder what they want, huh?
Cheers Quotes
‘Sam Turns the Other Cheek’ Quotes
Quote from Diane
Diane: So that was your act of heroism? Mayday's moment of truth? Getting shot in the fanny while in flight from a jealous husband.
Sam: Hey, now, wait! Who said I was running away?
Diane: How else do you explain the location of your wound?
Sam: Well, I could have been coming at him and turned a somersault to throw off his aim.
Diane: You know, you're very lucky that you didn't get any brain damage.
Quote from Carla
Carla: Hey, everybody! Great day, isn't it?
Coach: Carla, did you get your tooth fixed?
Carla: Yep, I am never going to be afraid to go to the dentist again. I've found a way to communicate with him.
Norm: How's that?
Carla: Well, as he leaned in with his drill I grabbed him where I knew I could get his attention and I said, "We're not going to hurt each other, are we?"
Norm: All right.
Diane: Carla? Did that work?
Carla: We're having a late dinner.
Quote from Norm
Sam: She was married. No, no, she told me just right now. Now that's something I don't do. I don't mess around with married women.
Norm: Me neither.