Coach Quote #246

Quote from Coach in Rebound, Part 2

Coach: Diane, listen. Listen, Diane. Please! I have something to say to you and it's straight from here.
Diane: What is it, Coach?
Coach: Oh, this is my heart, isn't it?
Diane: Yes. Yes, it is.
Coach: Diane, if you walk out that door, he's back on the bottle.
Diane: Oh. Well, I can't be responsible for that.
Coach: Please, Diane, don't tear his heart out again, please. You'd do us both a big favor if you just stick around for a while. Just a couple or three weeks. Just till he gets back on his feet. Please.
Diane: Well I've gone this far, I might as well persist until he's recovered.
Coach: She's back!

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