Diane Quote #288
Quote from Diane in Rebound, Part 1
Diane: I entered Golden Brook of my own volition for a little rest, relaxation... [Sam laughs] What are you laughing at?
Sam: Well, I've had women get depressed when they left me, but I've never had one that went... [makes goofy noises]
Diane: Charm like yours is a hard thing to live without all right. It had nothing to do with you, Sam. After I left here, I decided I needed to regroup. I needed to go some place and take a good look at myself.
Carla: Ah, shock treatment.
Diane: Carla, let's help Sam first. And when the psychiatric profession has gained confidence from that triumph, we'll put every man Jack of them on your case.
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Quote from Coach
Carla: Norman, are you sure you want to have a kid? You know, once the monster comes along, your whole life is gonna be different.
Norm: Yeah? Well, Coach, you've had kids. Does a baby change you?
Coach: Are you kidding, Normie? It can't even change itself.
Norm: Well, I'll have to remember that.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Well, I'm back.
All: Norm!
Coach: What'll it be, Normie?
Norm: A transfusion with a head on it.
Quote from Carla
Carla: He's turning into a real jerk, you know. He spends all his time boozing, chasing skirts, and loving and leaving waitresses.
Norm: I wonder what set him off. Suppose maybe it might have been Dia- [Norm groans as Carla grabs him by the hair] Diabetes!
Carla: You were going to say that name, weren't you?
Norm: No, I wasn't.
Carla: Yes, you were. You know my rule.
Norm: But I didn't say it.
Carla: I don't even want you to think it. Use that name and I will give you a sunroof.