Sam Quote #299
Quote from Sam in I'll Be Seeing You, Part 1
Diane: Where have you been?
Sam: Well, I had to run a few errands. Oh, a funny thing happened to me this afternoon. I was on my way over to Boston Magazine to be interviewed as one of the 20 most eligible bachelors in the city, when I saw a man walking a dog. Now, the funny thing is the dog was not walking like a dog. He was walking like a man, up on his hind legs. But where's a camera when you need one? OK, enough jokes. Back to work.
Diane: Twenty most eligible bachelors?
Sam: What's that?
Diane: Boston Magazine? And you let them list you?
Sam: Well, if I hadn't I would have missed that funny dog.
Cliff: Yeah, you'll dine out on that story there, Sammy.
Cheers Quotes
‘I'll Be Seeing You, Part 1’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Coach: OK, please, everybody, listen up, huh? It's time once again for the third annual Cheers picnic. Now, I'm going to need volunteers for the various committees. First, food. Now, who'll volunteer to take care of the grub? [silence] Well, what the heck. I can do this one. Ernie Pantusso. I did a pretty good job last year. At least no one complained. [laughs] This brings us to the entertainment committee. Who wants to chair this baby? Well, entertainment goes with food. Ernie Pantusso. Ah, we'll need two captains for the softball teams. Two. Uh, come on. A show of hands. [nobody raises their hand] Well, I can handle one team. Ernie Pantusso. OK, so who wants the other? One. One more. Well, I'm going to be out there on the field anyway, so Ernie Pantusso. Oh, and last but not least, I need somebody to head up transportation. I got it. Ernie Pantusso. Now, there'll be a meeting of the committee chairmen is at my house tonight at eight o'clock. Please, everybody, try to be on time.
Quote from Carla
Sam: Carla, do you mind here? Now, what kind of artist should I get to paint Diane?
Carla: You better get a bad one.
Sam: Why?
Carla: Because you don't want it to look like her, do you?
Sam: You know, your wisecracks all the time don't make things any easier here.
Carla: Come on, Sam, you know my philosophy. If you can't say something nice, say it about Diane.
Quote from Sam
Sam: You know, it's getting to the point where I start doing things I don't even want to do, but just knowing it's going to tick her off, I gotta do them. The more I think it's going to drive her crazy, the happier I get. Is that- Is that weird?
Carla: No, no. We know the woman.