Diane Quote #257
Sam: Oh, boy. What a silly misunderstanding this was.
Diane: Sam, there was never a misunderstanding. I knew the truth the whole time.
Sam: Well, that's great. That's great. Well, I'm off again.
Diane: If you were going to lie about this weekend, you certainly would have come up with something a lot smarter than this Uncle's funeral thing.
Sam: What do you mean by that?
Diane: I could check on it in a minute. All I'd have to do is call up the local newspaper and ask them to check on their death notices for the last few days.
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Carla: That was Ann Marie's teacher. Said she's gonna have to hold her back.
Diane: Oh, that's too bad, Carla.
Coach: Oh, don't worry about it, Carla. It's just as bad to skip a grade.
Carla: You skipped a grade, Coach?
Coach: I skipped four. High school, I think they called it.
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Sam: Okay, well, I got to skedaddle. I got a funeral waiting for me.
Coach: Don't we all?
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All: Norm!
Diane: Norman.
Coach: What's shaking, Norm?
Norm: All four cheeks and a couple of chins, Coach.