Sam: Oh, boy. What a silly misunderstanding this was.
Diane: Sam, there was never a misunderstanding. I knew the truth the whole time.
Sam: Well, that's great. That's great. Well, I'm off again.
Diane: If you were going to lie about this weekend, you certainly would have come up with something a lot smarter than this Uncle's funeral thing.
Sam: What do you mean by that?
Diane: I could check on it in a minute. All I'd have to do is call up the local newspaper and ask them to check on their death notices for the last few days.