Carla Quote #198
Quote from Carla in Fortune and Men's Weight
Greg: Hey, I hope there's nothing to this because mine was bad.
Coach: Oh, what was it?
Greg: It said, "Your valuables are in jeopardy." or something like that. Here, I'll show it to you. It's in my wallet. Somebody lifted my wallet. [Carla screams]
Coach: Carla, will you please take it easy? He'll owe you the tip.
[Norm and Cliff hum the theme from The Twilight Zone]
Cliff: Yeah, well, how do you explain that, Sammy?
Greg: I found it. Here it is.
Coach: Well, what do you say about that, now, Carla?
Carla: It makes no difference. The machine has been right up until now. I say it's evil, evil, evil. It heard me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Forgive me.
Cheers Quotes
‘Fortune and Men's Weight’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Coach: How does a beer sound, Norm?
Norm: I don't know, Coach. I usually finish 'em before they get a word in.
Quote from Norm
Norm: It says, "Your most troublesome problem will soon be solved."
Cliff: Hey, Norm sounds like you're going to get a trim on the old antlers tonight, huh?
Coach: Norm, what's your most troublesome problem?
Norm: You know, that's tough to say, Coach. Let's see. I'm overweight, unemployed, separated, depressed, starting to drink too much. I guess my biggest problem is I've never been happier.
Quote from Coach
Sam: Coach, why did you do this? I've told you a thousand times, don't buy anything for the bar without checking with me.
Coach: Gee, I'm sorry, Sam. That salesman, I just couldn't resist him. I mean, he had a way about him.
Sam: One of those fast talkers?
Coach: No, no. No, no. This big tall skinny guy with a beard. He reminded me of somebody in history. Uh, a president. The guy who freed the slaves.
Sam: Abraham Lincoln?
Coach: Only this guy wasn't nice at all. As a matter of fact, he was kind of mean. He reminded me of that little guy in Germany with the mustache. World War II.
Sam: Adolf Hitler?
Coach: Boy, don't play trivia with this guy.
Norm: Coach, you mean this guy was a cross between Abraham Lincoln and Hitler?
Coach: Normie, I don't know. I just want to tell you, he was strange, Normie. He was all dressed in black, and his eyes shined like coals and he had this deep voice and he said to me, [deep voice, German accent] "This scale will not only tell you your weight, but it will tell you your destiny."
Diane: He had an accent?
Coach: No.
Carla: Then why did you say it like, [German accent] your weight and your destiny?
Coach: Just a little color, Carla.