Diane Quote #222
Quote from Diane in Just Three Friends
Diane: Sam, Heather and I were best friends in the fourth grade. We were always getting in trouble. I'd hate to tell you some of the things she got me to do! Remember the prank phone calls?
Heather: Oh, yeah, yeah. [mimics being on the phone] This is the WTRM radio contest. For a trip to Hawaii, name three cars that start with P. Go ahead.
Sam: Porsche, Plymouth and Pontiac.
Diane: [takes the imaginary phone] No, I'm sorry. Those cars start with gas. [both laugh]
Norm: Har-har.
Cliff: That's pathetic.
Cheers Quotes
‘Just Three Friends’ Quotes
Quote from Sam
Sam: Listen, I didn't want to have to tell you this because you're pals and all, but she's coming on to me gangbusters. What are you looking at me like that for?
Diane: I can't believe you're saying this.
Sam: Well, I'll tell you something else, I need a little help here. I don't have much experience saying no to women. The closest I've gotten is, "Not now, we're landing."
Quote from Norm
Norm: When I was dating Vera, her little sister used to always prance around wearing nothing but a bikini or flimsy little shorts or something. Yeah, she used to sit on my lap, make jokes, whisper in my ear how sexy I was. So I did it. I went ahead and asked her out. She turned me down flat.
Coach: Vera know this?
Norm: Yeah, Coach. She was there at the time. She was really furious.
Cliff: I'll bet she was. I'm surprised she even married you.
Norm: Yeah, well, the ceremony was in progress. Really wasn't much she could do about it.
Quote from Coach
Diane: And Heather, I want you to meet someone else, over here. Coach Ernie Pantusso.
Heather: Hi. How do you do?
Coach: Hi, Heather. Listen, you can call me Coach or my other nickname.
Diane: What other nickname?
Coach: Satchmo.
Diane: Coach, you're thinking of Louis Armstrong.
Coach: No, but I like that even better.