Norm Quote #129

Quote from Norm in They Called Me Mayday

Norm: Sammy, I appreciate you letting me crash here for a while.
Sam: Don't mention it.
Norm: When I get back on my feet, I insist on paying you some kind of rent.
Sam: Come on, Norm, that's not necessary.
Norm: Come on, I have my pride to consider, Sam.
Sam: All right. You can pay me a dollar a month.
Norm: For what?
Sam: All right, how about 50 cents?
Norm: Fine, fine. But no cleaning deposit. We're low on cream, Sam.
Sam: I'll get on it.
Norm: No rush. No rush.

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 ‘They Called Me Mayday’ Quotes

Quote from Coach

Coach: Boy, I feel terrific.
Carla: Been exercising, Coach?
Coach: Yeah, I just came back from doing some laps in the pool.
Carla: How many are you up to?
Coach: Three. Takes about an hour.
Cliff: Coach, that's kind of slow, isn't it?
Coach: Well, I could run a hell of a lot faster if they got the water out of there.
Cliff: Well, you know what they say, Coach. Healthy body, healthy mind. Pick one you've got a good shot at.

Quote from Norm

Cliff: Hey, Normie, what's the long face for?
Norm: You guys don't know Wally like I do. He moves fast. I wonder if Vera will let me kiss the bride at their wedding.
Coach: I'm sure she will, Normie.
Norm: She didn't at ours. Course, I didn't try that hard.

Quote from Carla

Carla: That is the stupidest exercise system I ever saw.
Cliff: Yeah, stupid like a fox.
Norm: How do you keep so trim, Carla?
Carla: Sex.
Coach: You mean sex is the greatest exercise?
Carla: No. I miss it so much I can't eat.