Coach Quote #153

Quote from Coach in Manager Coach

Coach: What are you guys doing here?
Diane: They came by to quit.
Coach: Well, forget it, Diane. Nobody's quitting.
Boy #1: Well, I am. I can't take it any more. You're too hard on me. I can't sleep. My pets hate me. I'm starting to smoke again. I've had enough and I'm through.
Boy #2: Me too!
Coach: Oh, you're gonna quit, huh? That's what I've got on my hands, a bunch of quitters? Well, go ahead and quit. I can go it alone. Who needs you? Get outta here! Quit! Get back here! Line up against that bar, all of you. Now, I got a little story for you and I hope it just sticks with you for the rest of your life. Sam, what's a good story?

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Quote from Norm

Norm: A loan application?
Cliff: That's right. It's a loan we're talking about, not a hand-out.
Norm: I don't want this kind of humiliation, all right? I mean, I wouldn't be asking for this unless I really needed it.
Cliff: All right, Norm, I gotcha. Just kidding around here.
Norm: This is gonna go a long way to pay a lot of bills. You know, I really should think of something nice for Vera, too.
Cliff: Hey, Norm, how about a candlelit dinner for two?
Norm: Great. Come on. We'll talk about Vera later.

Quote from Carla

Carla: Where do you stand on breast-feeding?
Sam: As I recall, I liked it.
Carla: No. I mean me with my baby in here.
Sam: Well, Carla, I guess it's cheaper than a piano player.
Carla: Look, Sammy, I'm just tired of having to run home to feed her all the time during my shift. I should have done like I did with all my other kids.
Sam: You mean you didn't breast-feed the other four?
Carla: Nah, they went right to raw meat.

Quote from Coach

Sam: How about doing the honors?
Coach: Sure. Fellas, this is Sam Mayday Malone. Probably the greatest relief pitcher baseball ever knew. Then he hit the bottle and he was through in less than a year. Remember that.