Coach Quote #137
Quote from Coach in Affairs of the Heart
Coach: Wait a minute. I agree with Cliff. Cheers is a romantic bar. I mean, you take even a poor guy like Hank with his terrible problem. He can get a girl.
Sam: Coach, what terrible problem?
Coach: Oh, well, sorry, I can't talk about it. Hank told me not to.
Sam: Coach, this could be kind of important. Can you give us a hint or something?
Coach: A hint? OK, I got one. Uh... Lefty Cramer.
Sam: Lefty Cramer, the old third baseman?
Coach: Right. Lefty has the same problem that Hank has.
Sam: Hank can't hit a breaking pitch?
Cliff: Oh, yeah, poor Carla, huh?
Norm: She'll be crushed.
Cheers Quotes
‘Affairs of the Heart’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Sam: Hey, come on. It's only a quarter.
Norm: Only a quarter? That's easy for you to say. Maybe this will change your tune.
Coach: Sam, watch it. He's going for his gun.
Norm: It's my calculator, Coach. I'm going to have to figure out how much I can drink and still stay within my suds allowance. Hmm.
Sam: What have you got?
Norm: I'm going to have to cut back 8.7%. Comes out to one beer every half hour. I'm going to have to drink a little more slowly. [Norm downs a beer] Slowing down isn't so bad.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Diane: Norman.
Coach: How's life, Norm?
Norm: Ask a man who's got one. [Coach serves him a beer] Ah, here's mine now.
Quote from Carla
Carla: The only thing I'm scared of is if I go to bed with him he's gonna be so crazed with desire I'll never get rid of him.
Sam: Ah, Carla, that's not what you're afraid of. You're afraid that you're going to fall for this guy.
Carla: No, I'm not going to fall for this guy. I've already fallen for this guy.
Sam: Ah-ha. And now you're afraid he's going to turn into a jerk?
Carla: No, smart guy. He's already a jerk.
Sam: Why's he a jerk?
Carla: Because he's dishonest.
Sam: Why is he dishonest?
Carla: Because he's hiding the fact that he's a jerk.