Diane: I am sorry that you're all so cynical that you can't accept Sam and me. Well, it doesn't bother us. We believe in us, right, Sam?
Sam: Yeah, you bet. It's going to be great. I may have to work harder on this one, but it's going to be worth it.
Diane: Thank you, Sam.
Sam: You're welcome.
Diane: Now, if you will excuse us, we are going to go out and begin our lives together. There's more to heaven and earth than is dreamt of in your beer mugs.

Coach: You know what I was just thinking? Most of the guys that, you know, I broke into the majors with are all gone now.
Alan: You mean gone to the great beyond?
Coach: No, Alan, dead. Oh, I can't understand it. You know, you wonder, you're born, you grow up, you die. Is that the end? Is that it?
Cliff: Well, you know, there's various theories about an afterlife, Coach. Ah, yeah, millions believe in reincarnation.
Coach: You mean like when you come back as a chicken?
Cliff: Well, not necessarily as a chicken, Coach. Well, the Hindus believe that what you come back as depends on your behavior in this life. You know, if you've lead a good life, you come back in an elevated state.
Coach: Like Colorado?
Cliff: No, Coach. More like a king or a prince. But, you know, conversely, if you've not led a good life, you'll come back in a lowly condition.
Norm: Last time out, I must have made a real ass out of myself.
Paul: I figure if you're dead, you're dead. This idea of living forever doesn't appeal to me.
Norm: I can see why, Paul.

Sam: Hey, Carla, I mean it.
Carla: Oh, I believe you, Sammy. I do. But you know, I could tell you how to get Diane back. Tell you what, if you're interested, I'll be down at the end of the bar.
Sam: [to Norm] Well, it's got to be good for a laugh. [to Carla] How?
Carla: Women have always come pretty easy to you, Sammy. Now you have finally got yourself a toughie. Let me tell you how to handle her. Now, I don't care what we women say when we get dressed up and go on the Phil Donahue show. Every woman wants to be controlled. Even your Miss Egghead there. Women like power, Sammy. Raw, naked power. The reason I stayed with Nick so long was because he had power. Sure, he was a gentleman sometimes. Like he would take me out to a romantic dinner at a fancy restaurant. They'd call our number and he'd go get it. But once we got behind that bedroom door, Sammy, he called the shots.