Sam Quote #172
Quote from Sam in Showdown, Part 2
Diane: This is the dumbest conversation we have ever had, which means it's the dumbest conversation that's ever been.
Sam: Maybe this whole thing is just a mistake, huh?
Diane: What thing?
Sam: Well, this whole thing we're trying to do here. I mean, every time we try to get together, something goes wrong. Look, look. Just cos I'm a neat-looking guy and you're kinda hungry at the moment...
Diane: Hungry?
Sam: No, no, don't. No, listen. What I mean by that is you've been here a long time. Now, if something was just naturally gonna happen, it would have happened by now. It's silly of us to try to make it happen.
Diane: Oh, fine. You tell me this now that I've let Derek go.
Sam: Don't throw Derek in my face. Now, you never cared for Derek. You just used him to trap me.
Cheers Quotes
‘Showdown, Part 2’ Quotes
Quote from Sam
Diane: Maybe I can still catch him.
Sam: Fine. And while you're up there floating around, remember the day I said this: you are the nuttiest, the stupidest, the phoniest fruitcake I ever met.
Diane: You, Sam Malone, are the most arrogant, self-centered-
Sam: Shut up! Shut your fat mouth.
Diane: Make me.
Sam: Make you? My God, I'm gonna... I'm gonna bounce you off every wall in this office.
Diane: Try it, and you'll be walking funny tomorrow. Or should I say funnier?
Sam: You know... You know, I always wanted to pop you one. Maybe this is my lucky day, huh?
Diane: You disgust me. I hate you.
Sam: Are you as turned on as I am?
Diane: More. [they kiss]
Quote from Norm
Norm: Diane, do you mind if I say something?
Diane: Of course not, Norman.
Norm: Sometimes a man and a woman are so afraid of being vulnerable to rejection that neither one of them will take the first step of admitting their true feelings.
Diane: Norman, that's beautiful.
Norm: I do have a romantic side, Diane. I know I make a lot of jokes about Vera, but the truth is if that woman ever packed her bags and left me, I don't know what I'd do... first.
Quote from Coach
Norm: What's wrong, Coach?
Coach: Oh, I didn't get the job in Venezuela. They hired another guy.
Cliff: Oh, jeez, what's the matter? They didn't like your Spanish?
Coach: No, no, the Spanish was fine. They didn't like my English.
Cliff: See, that's too bad, Coach. Sorry.
Coach: Well, que so what, so what.