Diane: This is the dumbest conversation we have ever had, which means it's the dumbest conversation that's ever been.
Sam: Maybe this whole thing is just a mistake, huh?
Diane: What thing?
Sam: Well, this whole thing we're trying to do here. I mean, every time we try to get together, something goes wrong. Look, look. Just cos I'm a neat-looking guy and you're kinda hungry at the moment...
Diane: Hungry?
Sam: No, no, don't. No, listen. What I mean by that is you've been here a long time. Now, if something was just naturally gonna happen, it would have happened by now. It's silly of us to try to make it happen.
Diane: Oh, fine. You tell me this now that I've let Derek go.
Sam: Don't throw Derek in my face. Now, you never cared for Derek. You just used him to trap me.