Sam Quote #107
Quote from Sam in Father Knows Last
Sam: You know, I wish I had the money so I could take care of the kid myself.
Coach: Me, too, Sam.
Diane: Wait, I've got a wonderful idea. We are always taking up collections for little league teams and gifts to orphans. We are now going to take up a collection to help Carla. I think Cheers should adopt this child.
Sam: You know, that's not such a stupid idea. I mean, we could all take turns doing things with the kid.
Diane: Right.
Sam: I could teach him how to pitch.
Cliff: I could teach him how to hit your pitches out of the ballpark.
Norm: I'll do the kid's taxes.
Cheers Quotes
‘Father Knows Last’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: No, don't look at me. Vera and I don't have any kids. I don't know anything about the subject.
Coach: Yeah, Norm, how come you and Vera never had any kids?
Norm: I can't, Coach.
Coach: Gee, I'm sorry, Norm.
Norm: I look at Vera... I just can't.
Quote from Coach
Coach: You know, the biggest argument I ever had with my wife was over naming our daughter. She kept insisting on Lisa. And I wanted to stick with the original name.
Sam: What was that, Coach?
Coach: Baby Girl Pantusso.
Quote from Coach
Coach: Sam, look at me. Do I look OK to you?
Sam: Yeah, why?
Coach: Well, I just went down to renew my driver's licence, right? They asked me to donate my kidneys.
Sam: Oh, no, no, don't take that personal, Coach. They ask everybody.
Coach: Those lousy highway robbers. It used to be a lousy two bucks.