Coach Quote #78
Quote from Coach in Let Me Count the Ways
Diane: Why did you get into computers, Marshall?
Marshall: Well, I enjoy integrating formerly unassociated supporting elements to maximize a probability ratio by functionally interweaving the input data.
Carla: Hey, watch it, Marshall, I'm heatin' up!
Sam: Marshall can make his computer do incredible things. He gets it to write poetry, play games, even makes predictions on elections, sports.
Diane: Sounds like fun.
Sam: You got any hot tips for us, Marshall?
Marshall: The Celtics will lose today.
Coach: Watch your tongue, Marshall.
Marshall: No, let me show you. Take a look at this.
Coach: [inspects readout] Can't argue with that, Sam.
Cheers Quotes
‘Let Me Count the Ways’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Diane: Norman.
Coach: What's doing, Norm?
Norm: Well, science is seeking a cure for thirst. I happen to be the guinea pig.
Quote from Carla
Diane: Carla, I know you're not going to believe this, but I do admire you.
Carla: I believe it.
Diane: You are so tough. You keep your head up, no matter what. How do you do that?
Carla: I'll tell you, Diane. See, I always look on the bright side. I mean, no matter how lousy a situation is, I can always find something in it to make me happy.
Diane: What good could you possibly say about a loved one dying?
Carla: It ain't me.
Quote from Diane
Diane: I am sorry to interrupt, but I have something important to say. Since I have been here, I have struggled to make certain changes in myself in order to fit in to the general milieu.
Sam: And you're doing a very good job-
Diane: It has not been easy. However, I am proud to say that, for example, I no longer have to cover my eyes when I watch a hockey fight. In one case, I even took sides. But now, in my moment of crisis, it is glaringly apparent that no one here has made any effort to understand my sensibilities.